The Retired States of Super Pixeled Penguins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pascal Penguin with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 38.608 billion Super Pixeled Penguins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pentoga. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Super Pixeled Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,984 trillion Ice Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,406 Ice Cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, bike rage is all the rage, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Pixeled Penguins's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Penguinism.

Super Pixeled Penguins is ranked 26,693^rd in the world and 10^th in Antarctica for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.